Sections of the British media mistakenly reported that Manuel Neuer had joked about being "on holiday" during Bayern's 5-1 thrashing of Arsenal last week.
An impulsive free-kick and a heroic display saw David Luiz dominate for Chelsea in Tuesday's 1-1 draw with Liverpool, outshining star men Diego Costa, Philippe Coutinho and Eden Hazard.
Arsene Wenger was hit by a four-game touchline ban for shoving a fourth official, though Paul Merson claims Jose Mourinho "would have lost his coaching badges" for the same offence!
My colleague in Goal.com Chris Wheatley interviewed Turkish restaurant Likya co-owner Hasan Dolanbay. Likya is Ozil's favorite restaurant and he adores Dolanbay's meals.
Arsene Wenger feels the Premier League will be won with a points tally of around 82 this season - can Arsenal keep the pace or will they have to settle for another cup?