Carlos Quieroz joked that Lionel Messi should be banned until it's proven that he's human! You've been rumbled, Leo, the Men in Black are going to be busy cleaning up this mess!
Cristiano Ronaldo loves scoring goals but, when the chance to bag a hat-trick arose against Alaves, he offered his penalty to Real Madrid team-mate Karim Benzema!
Ronaldo could teach the rest of Europe's top stars a few things about finding the net in the Champions League after passing a century of goals for Real Madrid in the competition.
From kings of the world to being sunk by Villarreal's yellow submarine - Omar Momani captures the spirit of Real Madrid's Titanic failure to retain their Liga crown
Kaka has announced his retirement from professional football and will go down in history as the last winner of the Ballon d'Or before the era of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo...
Barcelona and Real Madrid learned their Champions League last-16 opponents on Monday - we think it's fairly obvious who Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo will be supporting!
Cristiano Ronaldo was crowned as our Goal 50 winner on Tuesday, with Gianluigi Buffon second and Luka Modric in third. Lionel Messi, meanwhile, had to settle for fourth place!
Lionel Messi was again left empty-handed at the FIFA The Best awards ceremony on Monday night, with Cristiano Ronaldo once again taking home the prize!