Chelsea were not having the best season before Guus Hiddink took over and turned things around - but how did he do it? Easy, the players just "needed a bit more Rugby" before training...
Diego Costa will wear a Zorro-like mask after breaking his nose in training, with the Chelsea looking to slay Newcastle and their manager Steve 'Wally with the Brolly' McClaren at Stamford Bridge.
Jose Mourinho has been fired by Chelsea...literally! Roman Abramovich lights the fuse, Eva Carneiro jumps for joy and Diego Costa gives him a final throw of the bib.