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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Salon d'Or 2015


Cristiano Ronaldo has retained Goal's Salon d'Or prize for the best hair in football, beating Neymar and Graziano Pelle into second and third respectively as Russell Brand handed over the prizes...

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Southampton gave Arsenal a Christmas stuffing


In dishing out a 4-0 drubbing of Arsene Wenger's men, Southampton gave Arsenal a Christmas stuffing on Boxing Day...

Van Gaal Screams


Louis van Gaal's fate remains in the balance at Manchester United after he stormed out of a press conference and demanded an apology from the media.



Home Alone van Gaal


Rumours that Manchester United were ready to sack Louis van Gaal must have left the Dutchman fearing he'd be Home Alone this Christmas...

Sunday, December 20, 2015


Jose Mourinho has put his name into the frame for the Manchester United job, news that spells trouble for incumbent Louis van Gaal.

Thursday, December 17, 2015

Chelsea sack Mourinho


Jose Mourinho has been fired by Chelsea...literally! Roman Abramovich lights the fuse, Eva Carneiro jumps for joy and Diego Costa gives him a final throw of the bib.

Roma and Fiorentina out of of Coppa Italia


Roma and Fiorentina crashed out of the Coppa Italia, while Napoli and Juventus managed to avoid an emergency.

"My work was betrayed"


"My work was betrayed" - Jose Mourinho throws his Chelsea players under the bus after Monday's defeat to Leicester City.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Walcott reckons he'd beat Bellerin in a 100 metre race...


Theo Walcott reckons he'd beat Arsenal team-mate Hector Bellerin in a 100 metre race...

Friday, December 11, 2015

Van Gaal and some familiar faces


Louis van Gaal's Manchester United could meet some familiar faces in the Europa League, with Robin van Persie, Shinji Kagawa and Gary Neville potential foes.

Manchester United out of the last-16


Manchester United missed out on a place in the last-16 of the Champions League following a defeat to Wolfsburg.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Real Madrid's stooges


A Real vaudeville farce: Madrid's problems descend into a slapstick comedy - much to the delight of Gerard Pique.

Arsenal' injury list continue to grow


Arsenal' injury list continued to grow this week with confirmation that Alexis Sanchez & Santi Cazorla will spend extended periods on the sidelines.

Into the jaws of of demise


Into the jaws of of demise: Cheryshev's suspension farce pushes Benitez into further trouble, while emotive Pique laughs it up

Gerrard returns to Liverpool


Steven Gerrard returned to Melwood to train with Liverpool this week, with Jurgen Klopp keen to make the former captain comfortable...

The Incredible Sulk


Diego Costa launches his training bib at Mourinho after realising he won't be participating.

Jamie Vardy's party


Jamie Vardy's party was in full swing on Saturday as he scored in his 11th straight Premier League match to beat Ruud van Nistelrooy's record.

Messi the Goal 50 winner



Lionel Messi comes out on top in the battle for this year's Goal 50.

Varane makes things worse for Benitez



Real Madrid might have beaten Shakhtar Donetsk 4-3, but their late collapse hints that Rafa Benitez's ship is still sinking.