Van Gaal dives on Alexis

Louis van Gaal was so angry with Alexis Sanchez for diving during Man Utd's clash with Arsenal that the Red Devils boss took it upon himself to imitate the Chile international on the touchline.

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Cristiano Ronaldo has hit out at his Real Madrid team-mates following their defeat to Atletico, claiming if they were all at his level the team would be top of La Liga

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After Manchester City released pictures of Samir Nasri back in training with a new blue haircut, the France international enjoys Eiffel 65's famous song with some other notable blue characters

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Friday marks the election of a new Fifa president at the Extraordinary Congress in Zurich, but outgoing chief Sepp Blatter has insisted he will "always" be president...

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Prince Ali bin Hussein

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Horny players

Louis van Gaal raised eyebrows at his pre-Midtjylland press conference on Wednesday when he demanded that his players be "horny" in their Europa League tie...

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Lionel Messi finally found a way past Petr Cech as his double fired Barcelona to a 2-0 win over Arsenal

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Luis Enrique's Abracadabra

Barcelona boss Luis Enrique joked that he only need to say "Abracadabra" to click attacking trio Lionel Messi, Neymar, and Luis Suarez into gear ahead of their Champions League clash with Arsenal

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Spalletti favors Dzeko over Totti

Tensions are mounting between Francesco Totti and Luciano Spalletti at Roma, with the forward serenaded by fans after being left out of the squad to face Palermo - but is Totti set to act as Cesar to Spalletti's Brutus?

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Copa America and Trump

The USA is readying itself to welcome the Copa America, with the draw on February 21, but it seems that not everyone will be happy with next summer's competition

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Mario Gotze smashes Lionel Messi comparisons!

In an exclusive interview with Goal, the Bayern Munich attacking midfielder dismissed comparisons with the Barcelona star

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Flushed! Louis van Gaal sends himself down the tubes after agreeing with fans that Manchester United were "f***ing s**t" in their 2-1 Europa League loss against FC Midtjylland.

 

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Lionel Messi brought up his 300th Liga goal against Sporting Gijon, and though Cristiano Ronaldo has already reached the landmark, the Argentine is loving all the plaudits.

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Bullseye

Edinson Cavani angled in the perfect shot to give Paris Saint-Germain a 2-1 Champions League lead over Chelsea.

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Mortada Mansour

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The Champions League returns as PSG host Chelsea, but Serge Aurier - who has been banned for insulting Laurent Blanc and his team-mates - and the injured John Terry will be forced into a watching brief.

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Lionel Messi will wait for his 300th goal in La Liga after recreating Johan Cruyff's famous penalty routine by setting up Luis Suarez from the spot in the 6-1 thrashing of Celta Vigo.

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Simone Zaza broke Gonzalo Higuain's heart on Valentines weekend, with Juventus' 1-0 win over Napoli, Wayne Rooney also had a weekend to forget due to Manchester United's 2-1 defeat to Sunderland...

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Trifon Ivanov

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Pierluigi Collina

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Zorro-like Diego Costa

Diego Costa will wear a Zorro-like mask after breaking his nose in training, with the Chelsea looking to slay Newcastle and their manager Steve 'Wally with the Brolly' McClaren at Stamford Bridge.

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Lionel Messi laughed off reports that he'd outbidded Cristiano Ronaldo for a rare Ferrari supercar by posting a picture on Instagram of him with a toy car!

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Ibrahimovic punching French teams

After another brace, this time in a 3-0 win against Lyon in the Coupe de France, Zlatan Ibrahimovic is lining up his next targets at PSG...
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The sweet smell of success

Sergio Busquets admits that only Pep Guardiola could lure him away from Barcelona - could they both be cooking up something special at Manchester City next season?

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Super Bowl 50

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Luka Modric' magic

Real Madrid needed a touch of magic from Luka Modric to pull off a late victory against Granada on Sunday night - the Croatian scored a stunning 85th minute goal in the 2-1 win

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Mahrez plays with PL defenders

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A real Cinderella story

Jamie Vardy and Leicester's prince charming Ryad Mahrez prepare for a night on the town after beating Manchester City 3-1, courtesy of fairy godmother Claudio Ranieri.

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Guardiola the woman!

After questions about the effect of his future at Manchester City on his current job at Bayern, Pep Guardiola said he was like a woman because he can do two things at once...
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Mitchell Pearce and the dog scandal

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Three cheers!

Lionel Messi does his best Marilyn Monroe impression as he serenades Neymar, Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez on their birthdays.

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Cesare Maldini and Sven-Göran Eriksson celebrating birthday

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Gheorghe Hagi

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Neville's sleep

Gary Neville said he "wouldn't sleep" after Valencia's 7-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona and was particularly worried about how the club's fans would dine out on his failings...

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Egypt leaders

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Jamie Vardy: Out of this world

Jamie Vardy netted one of the finest worldies football has ever seen with his sublime strike against Liverpool.

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Younis Mahmoud

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Ali Daei

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Pep Guardiola will have a staggering £250 million warchest to play with when he arrives at Manchester City in the summer. After making his own additions to City's already star-studded squad, will any Premier League side be safe?

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Alex's header goal on Inter Milan

Alex's header got the ball rolling for AC Milan as they thrashed city rivals Inter 3-0 to boost their chances of European football next season.
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Sphinx and WiFi password

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