Down The Blower

 Chelsea players launch their phones as Mourinho barks orders in a bid to circumvent his stadium ban

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Robin van Persie's own goal confirmed Netherlands's failure to qualify for Euro 2016 just over a year since he starred in their run to the World Cup semi-finals.

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A hex on Alexis Sanchez

In the warm up to the clash with Chile, Peruvian fans cast a hex on Alexis Sanchez in the hopes the forward will be slowed to the pace of a tortoise!

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Bale and Ramsey with Wales at Euro 2016

Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey are heading to France after helping Wales qualify for Euro 2016
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David Silva joined the list of high-profile players to suffer injuries on international duty, with Mario Gotze, Karim Benzema and Sergio Aguero all already sidelined in the past seven days.

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Jurgen Klopp playing Heavy Metal

Jurgen Klopp arrives at Liverpool - will we be getting 'heavy metal' football from the Reds with the German in charge?

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Jordan shock Australia to lead World Cup qualifying group.

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Absence of many South America stars from the World Cup qualifications

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic reveals he is in talks to release a movie about himself

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John Henry Sparta-kicks Rodgers out

THIS. IS. ANFIIIIIELD! John Henry Sparta-kicks Brendan Rodgers out of Merseyside, with Jurgen Klopp and Carlo Ancelotti both tipped to take over

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