Jesus! What's that smell?! Man City new boy Gabriel Jesus marked his debut with a goal, but admitted the occasion might have gotten to him after farting on Fabian Delph after the match!
An impulsive free-kick and a heroic display saw David Luiz dominate for Chelsea in Tuesday's 1-1 draw with Liverpool, outshining star men Diego Costa, Philippe Coutinho and Eden Hazard.
The referee who refused to give Barcelona a 'phantom' goal - which had clearly crossed the line - looks remarkably like Cristiano Ronaldo in disguise...
Oops! Jurgen Klopp was left looking exposed in a Marilyn Monroe-esque way on Saturday as Liverpool were eliminated from the second cup in the space of a week, this time by lowly Wolves.