Sections of the British media mistakenly reported that Manuel Neuer had joked about being "on holiday" during Bayern's 5-1 thrashing of Arsenal last week.
Barcelona endured a Valentine's Day to forget as Paris Saint-Germain tore them apart in the Champions League, with Angel Di Maria leading the way with two stunning goals.
Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo drops by Paris to watch his nemesis Lionel Messi play against PSG - and they have a Valentine's Day drink together to show their mutual appreciation and forget their rivalry for once!