From kings of the world to being sunk by Villarreal's yellow submarine - Omar Momani captures the spirit of Real Madrid's Titanic failure to retain their Liga crown
Wind in your neck, Florentino! As 'Reel' Madrid continue to be linked with Mohamed Salah, Barca chief Bartomeu reminds Perez which team he's supposed to be poaching from.
Liverpool's Fab Four is no more! Philippe Coutinho's move to Barcelona has now split up the Reds' fearsome attacking quartet - who will they bring in to replace the Brazilian?
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has accused Manchester United counterpart Jose Mourinho of being a clown, and the Portuguese has responded by saying the former Juventus boss is a match fixer!
Mohamed Salah has won the race for African Footballer of the Year! Liverpool team-mate Sadio Mane came second and Jurgen Klopp successfully distracted car crazy Aubameyang, who came third, with some sweet wheels!
Chelsea will be cursing their luck after drawing 2-2 with Arsenal as Alvaro Morata missed a host of clear-cut chances... especially with Diego Costa scoring on his return to Atletico Madrid!