Rat-a-two-ee! Christophe Dugarry claims that Zinedine Zidane calling Jose Mourinho to tell him he isn't chasing his job is untrue - and if it is... he'll eat two rats!
Messi loves a Wembley goal, doesn't he? Having put in a MOTM performance against Man Utd in the 2011 final, the Argentine shone brightest once again in Barca's win over Spurs on Tuesday night
Manchester United failed to beat Valencia as they made it four games in a row without a home win - and Paul Scholes didn't hold back with his criticisms of Jose Mourinho's men!
Not sure Sir Alex Ferguson will be best pleased with what he's seeing from Jose Mourinho at the moment - especially when the neighbours are performing so well!