'Can we please talk about percentages?! I'm dying to talk about percentages!'
"Last year we beat Everton with only a 25% chance to win. Last week, the chances of winning were 67%, losing 9%, and we lost."
Arteta channelling Charlie from It's Always Sunny in his latest presser
Arteta's complicated calculations did not prevent the team from receiving its eighth defeat of the season
Arsenal are 15th in the table ranking