Blatter meets Platini in the Shower

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Will Sergio Romero's arrival at Manchester United pave the way for David De Gea's departure?

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Jose Mourinho has claimed Chelsea's Premier League rivals are trying to "buy" the title

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Di Maria to Paris

Angel Di Maria failed to join up with his Manchester United team-mates on Saturday... could he be headed for the city of love?

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Louis van Gaal will hope his Man Utd players can find the target better than he can find a hand to shake after a MUTV presenter snubbed his offer of handshake

MUTV presenter Stewart Gardner later on Twitter asked me for a printable version of the cartoon

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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says he "panics" at the thought of retiring and has no plans to follow Sir Alex Ferguson out of the game just yet

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic has dropped a hint that he could leave PSG, saying his future is in agent Mino Raiola's hands

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Balotelli and Liverpool fans

Mario Balotelli provoked the ire of Liverpool fans everywhere by praising Manchester City new-boy Raheem Sterling on Twitter

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Dr Sickmind Fried meets Luis Suarez

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Sepp Blatter's first media briefing since announcing he would step down as Fifa president was overshadowed by a prankster who showered the controversial Swiss with fake bank notes

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