Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Klopp's Anfield debut


Jurgen Klopp's Anfield debut did not go quite to plan as Liverpool registered 35 shots against Rubin Kazan but could only find the net once against the 10-men.

Cristiano and free-kicks


Oh, Cristiano! After missing two free-kicks against PSG, Ronaldo has now only scored from two of his last 88 attempts!

Petr Cech rescues Arsenal as Jose Mourinho is left feeling blue over a referee...

Benzema laughs at the rumours of joining Arsenal


After a summer of links with Arsenal, Karim Benzema reveals he found the rumours hilarious as he has no intention of leaving Real Madrid

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Shayk it off!


 Supermodel Irina looks on as Madrid legend Raul crowns Cristiano as Real's all-time leading goalscorer

Mesut Ozil has been accused of "disappearing" completely in games - now you see him, now you don't!


Jerome Boateng kneels to accept Sammer's best defender crown... would he be on his backside if Messi was presenting the award?


Down The Blower


 Chelsea players launch their phones as Mourinho barks orders in a bid to circumvent his stadium ban

Robin van Persie's own goal confirmed Netherlands's failure to qualify for Euro 2016 just over a year since he starred in their run to the World Cup semi-finals.

A hex on Alexis Sanchez


In the warm up to the clash with Chile, Peruvian fans cast a hex on Alexis Sanchez in the hopes the forward will be slowed to the pace of a tortoise!

Bale and Ramsey with Wales at Euro 2016

 Bale and Ramsey with Wales cartoon
Gareth Bale and Aaron Ramsey are heading to France after helping Wales qualify for Euro 2016

David Silva joined the list of high-profile players to suffer injuries on international duty, with Mario Gotze, Karim Benzema and Sergio Aguero all already sidelined in the past seven days.

Jurgen Klopp playing Heavy Metal

Jurgen Klopp playing Heavy Metal cartoon
Jurgen Klopp arrives at Liverpool - will we be getting 'heavy metal' football from the Reds with the German in charge?

Jordan shock Australia to lead World Cup qualifying group.


Absence of many South America stars from the World Cup qualifications

Zlatan Ibrahimovic reveals he is in talks to release a movie about himself


John Henry Sparta-kicks Rodgers out


THIS. IS. ANFIIIIIELD! John Henry Sparta-kicks Brendan Rodgers out of Merseyside, with Jurgen Klopp and Carlo Ancelotti both tipped to take over

Record Breakers!


Cristiano Ronaldo broke Pauleta's Portugal record, now Zlatan has broken the striker's all-time leading scorer tally for Paris Saint-Germain

Sergio Aguero joins Robert Lewandowski on another planet after scoring five goals in just 20 minutes against Newcastle United