When you're jealous of the neighbour's son... 😂

Not sure Sir Alex Ferguson will be best pleased with what he's seeing from Jose Mourinho at the moment - especially when the neighbours are performing so well!

Goal link: http://www.goal.com/en/galleries/goals-cartoon-corner-the-best-football-sketches-from-omar/1/5h5idxuqf71t1a242x8f9cmtj

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Hazard and Chelsea strikers

Chelsea boss Maurizio Sarri is thrilled with Eden Hazard's smokin' hot performances... unlike his strikers! 🚬

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Take a bow, Daniel Sturridge

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Sharjah stars showering Al Anbari with goals. Kings of the #AGLeague! 👑

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It's not about who has the biggest d*ck

Paul Pogba and Jose Mourinho need to stop with their "biggest d*ck" fall-out, according to former Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov!

Goal link: http://www.goal.com/en/galleries/goals-cartoon-corner-the-best-football-sketches-from-omar/1/5h5idxuqf71t1a242x8f9cmtj

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