Di Maria to Paris

Angel Di Maria failed to join up with his Manchester United team-mates on Saturday... could he be headed for the city of love?

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Louis van Gaal will hope his Man Utd players can find the target better than he can find a hand to shake after a MUTV presenter snubbed his offer of handshake

MUTV presenter Stewart Gardner later on Twitter asked me for a printable version of the cartoon

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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says he "panics" at the thought of retiring and has no plans to follow Sir Alex Ferguson out of the game just yet

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic has dropped a hint that he could leave PSG, saying his future is in agent Mino Raiola's hands

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Balotelli and Liverpool fans

Mario Balotelli provoked the ire of Liverpool fans everywhere by praising Manchester City new-boy Raheem Sterling on Twitter

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Dr Sickmind Fried meets Luis Suarez

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Sepp Blatter's first media briefing since announcing he would step down as Fifa president was overshadowed by a prankster who showered the controversial Swiss with fake bank notes

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Tiger Woods loses his touch

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Jose Mourinho has likened Chelsea wanting Paul Pogba to him wanting the Eiffel Tower in his back garden...

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Eid Fiter Mubarak 2015

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Josep Maria Bartomeu has been re-elected as Barcelona president for the next six years after claiming 54.63% of the vote in Saturday's election

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Kiko Casilla moves to Real Madrid in a money-saving move from the Spanish giants

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Victor Valdes on his way out of Old Trafford after Van Gaal's explosive rant

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Adios Casillas

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Splash! Sterling swimming in cash following Man City move

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No place for Victor Valdes and Rafael

Going, going, gone! No time for sentiment as Victor Valdes and Rafael aren't selected by Louis van Gaal for the club's pre-season tour of the US.

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Serena Williams heads to win the ultimate slam at US Open

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No love lost!

Three football aces were sent packing over the weekend, as a teary Iker Casillas joined Bastian Schweinsteiger and Robin van Persie in moving clubs

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Bastian Schweinsteiger becomes Louis van Gaal's latest marquee signing at Manchester United...

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David Beckham stole the show at Wimbledon, catching a stray ball that flew into the crowd

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Omar Sharif

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Neymar romancing with his trophies

Not content with a mere treble last season, Neymar is already dreaming of winning a sextuple with Barcelona

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Arda Turan joins Barcelona

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Sterling misses Liverpool training

Raheem Sterling has missed Liverpool training after calling in sick with Manchester City keen to land the England international

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Zidane head butting Materazzi GIF

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One girl's Las Vegas trip took an unexpected turn when Cristiano Ronaldo found her lost phone, returned it and took her and her friends for dinner.

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"When I was younger most people told me: 'Cristiano, you are a very talented player but you are too skinny.'"

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Andrea Pirlo the latest superstar to join New York City FC

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Noel Gallagher pulled no punches when asked about his thoughts on Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “This guy is a f***ing idiot. He is like my brother, he talks a lot but can’t back it up. Cool tattoos and a big mouth."

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Mad Messi attacking Higuain who loses chances

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Don't cry for me Argentina

Lionel Messi once again missed out on silverware with Argentina as Chile won the Copa America on penalties.

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'He invited us to eat at his house many times; I really liked his kebab' - Diego Costa keen on reunion with Arda Turan at Chelsea

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David De Gea arrives in Madrid for 'a rest'

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Sepp Blatter says he has a 'clear conscience' amidst allegations of corruption and believes he will go to heaven

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Gervinho’s move to Al Jazira fell through because his demands for a helicopter and private beach were not met, according to reports in Italy…

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Cech vs Chelsea

Will Petr Cech be able to help Arsenal overtake Chelsea at the top of the Premier League?

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Simone Villar Cartoon

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Louis van Gaal admitted he was "angry" about rumours surrounding David De Gea in a bizarre phonecall with a Spanish journalist

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Dunga blames a 'virus' hit his squad as Brazil are dumped out of the Copa America.

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The 4Rs

The 4Rs - Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho & Roberto Carlos played for different clubs but they united for Brazil at the 2002 World Cup, which they won after beating Germany in the final.

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He's going to need a bigger boat!

Robin van Persie got an unexpected surprise on a recent fishing trip when he found a shark on the end of his line. Will Manchester United catch any equally big ones this summer?...

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Argentina need tall players

Angel Di Maria: “When Crespo or Bati were central, you could put the ball for them to head. We are short, if we do not play on the ground, it becomes complicated.”

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Barcelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi celebrated his 28th birthday on Wednesday - will he get the ultimate present of Copa America glory?

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In 1999, a Parma team featuring Gianluigi Buffon, Fabio Cannavaro, Lilian Thuram, Juan Sebastian Veron and Hernon Crespo won the Uefa Cup, but from next season the bankrupt club will play in the fourth tier of Italian football

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Doing Mother Bacca's bidding: Thiago Silva leads Neymar-less Brazil to victory

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Messi wins his 100th cap for Argentina as Neymar flies home

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Sacrificial Angel: Di Maria would trade in all his trophies for Copa America glory

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CR7 galaxy

Unlucky, Lionel! Cristiano Ronaldo has got one over Messi after scientists named a new galaxy 'CR7'.

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From baller to brawler:

Neymar was sent off for starting a fight with Colombia in Brazil's Copa America defeat.

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Can Mourinho get 'Tiger' Falcao roaring again?

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