Friday, August 21, 2015

Ter Stegen crying


Marc-Andre ter Stegen was left crying into his Manuel Neuer shirt after getting spectacularly lobbed by Mikel San Jose as Athletic Club hammered Barcelona 4-0 in the first leg of the Super Cup

Louis van Gaal says David de Gea no longer wants to play for Manchester United and has once again exiled him to the stands


Banished Eva Carneiro watches on as Jose Mourinho takes control of the Chelsea medical department


Pedro leaves Barca


Pedro heads off into the sunset as Barcelona career comes to a triumphant end with his winning goal in the European Super Cup final

Toure declares Manchester City title challengers


Yaya Toure declares Manchester City title challengers following the emphatic 3-0 win at West Bromwich Albion on Monday night

Cech-mate!


It was a disastrous Premier League debut for Petr Cech at Arsenal as West Ham claimed a shock 2-0 win at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday


'When I'm 64!' - Louis van Gaal impressed reporters as he gave a rendition of a Beatles song in a pre-match press conference

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Zlatan Ibrahimovic finishes Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in Mortal Kombat


With Memphis Depay having been handed the No.7 shirt at Manchester United, it's all rather embarrassing for David de Gea whose future remains up in the air


Messi vs Yanga-Mbiwa


Lionel Messi was lucky not to receive a red card in Barcelona 's friendly against Roma when he headbutted Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa

Angel Di Maria's Manchester United nightmare is coming to an end as he closes in on a move to PSG


Rafael Benitez has ruled out Karim Benzema leaving Real Madrid for Arsenal


Arsene Wenger finally gets one over on Jose Mourinho with Sunday's Community Shield triumph

Bendtner helps Wolfsburg to win the German Supercup


Bayern boss Pep Guardiola suffered his third straight Supercup defeat as Nicolas Bendtner came off the bench to score a late equaliser and then buried the winning penalty for Wolfsburg

Arsene Wenger & Jose Mourinho in a war of words ahead of Sunday's Community Shield clash at Wembley


John Terry: "Rival fans would love me in their team." Hmmm...


The Chelsea defender says supporters at other clubs would appreciate his commitment to their cause, and admits he does not want to be looked back on and hated when he retires

Michel Platini enters race to become next Fifa president


Rafa Benitez clearing up Jose Mourinho's 'mess' at Real Madrid..



Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Blatter meets Platini in the Shower


Will Sergio Romero's arrival at Manchester United pave the way for David De Gea's departure?


Jose Mourinho has claimed Chelsea's Premier League rivals are trying to "buy" the title


Di Maria to Paris

Di Maria to Paris cartoon

Angel Di Maria failed to join up with his Manchester United team-mates on Saturday... could he be headed for the city of love?

Louis van Gaal will hope his Man Utd players can find the target better than he can find a hand to shake after a MUTV presenter snubbed his offer of handshake


MUTV presenter Stewart Gardner later on Twitter asked me for a printable version of the cartoon




Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says he "panics" at the thought of retiring and has no plans to follow Sir Alex Ferguson out of the game just yet


Zlatan Ibrahimovic has dropped a hint that he could leave PSG, saying his future is in agent Mino Raiola's hands


Balotelli and Liverpool fans


Mario Balotelli provoked the ire of Liverpool fans everywhere by praising Manchester City new-boy Raheem Sterling on Twitter

Dr Sickmind Fried meets Luis Suarez


Sepp Blatter's first media briefing since announcing he would step down as Fifa president was overshadowed by a prankster who showered the controversial Swiss with fake bank notes


Tiger Woods loses his touch

Jose Mourinho has likened Chelsea wanting Paul Pogba to him wanting the Eiffel Tower in his back garden...



Sunday, July 19, 2015

Eid Fiter Mubarak 2015


Josep Maria Bartomeu has been re-elected as Barcelona president for the next six years after claiming 54.63% of the vote in Saturday's election


Kiko Casilla moves to Real Madrid in a money-saving move from the Spanish giants


Victor Valdes on his way out of Old Trafford after Van Gaal's explosive rant


Adios Casillas


Splash! Sterling swimming in cash following Man City move


No place for Victor Valdes and Rafael


Going, going, gone! No time for sentiment as Victor Valdes and Rafael aren't selected by Louis van Gaal for the club's pre-season tour of the US.

Serena Williams heads to win the ultimate slam at US Open

No love lost!


Three football aces were sent packing over the weekend, as a teary Iker Casillas joined Bastian Schweinsteiger and Robin van Persie in moving clubs


Bastian Schweinsteiger becomes Louis van Gaal's latest marquee signing at Manchester United...


David Beckham stole the show at Wimbledon, catching a stray ball that flew into the crowd

Omar Sharif


Neymar romancing with his trophies


Not content with a mere treble last season, Neymar is already dreaming of winning a sextuple with Barcelona

Arda Turan joins Barcelona


Sterling misses Liverpool training


Raheem Sterling has missed Liverpool training after calling in sick with Manchester City keen to land the England international