Jose Mourinho feels he is shown no respect by the media, and has vowed to stop being funny in a bid to get people talking about football again.

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Count Von Count Benitez

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Klopp's Anfield debut

Jurgen Klopp's Anfield debut did not go quite to plan as Liverpool registered 35 shots against Rubin Kazan but could only find the net once against the 10-men.

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Cristiano and free-kicks

Oh, Cristiano! After missing two free-kicks against PSG, Ronaldo has now only scored from two of his last 88 attempts!

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Petr Cech rescues Arsenal as Jose Mourinho is left feeling blue over a referee...

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Benzema laughs at the rumours of joining Arsenal

After a summer of links with Arsenal, Karim Benzema reveals he found the rumours hilarious as he has no intention of leaving Real Madrid

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Neymar does the Nae Nae dance and throws himself a party after scoring four for Barcelona against Rayo Vallecano

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