Showing posts with label Erling Haaland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Erling Haaland. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Guardiola’s New Challenge: Tired of Winning, Now He’s Chasing Losses!


Pep Guardiola is bored with his mountain of trophies and wants to try something new—losing!
Erik ten Hag suggests a surprising strategy, so Pep tells Haaland not to score and asks Ederson to let a few in.
Pep finally enjoys a fresh experience on the losing side, but there’s a twist: Ruben Amorim slips Ten Hag a cheeky payment for the advice!


Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Man City vs Arsenal recap


City and Arsenal drew 2-2 on September 22, 2024, with John Stones scoring a 98th-minute equalizer. Arsenal played much of the match with 10 men after Leandro Trossard's red card in a thrilling, hard-fought contest.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Real Madrid and Manchester City funny moments


Real Madrid and Manchester City in the Champions League provided some funny moments, from Bernardo Silva's penalty against Andriy Lunin to Carlo Ancelotti and Pep Guardiola's tactics and finally the clash between Antonio Rüdiger and Erling Haaland




Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Forbes' Top 10 highest-paid footballers in 2023


Forbes' Top 11 highest-paid footballers list in 2023

 1. Cristiano Ronaldo ($260m)
 2. Lionel Messi ($135m)
 3. Neymar ($112m)
 4. Kylian Mbappé ($110m) 
5. Karim Benzema ($106m) 
6. Erling Haaland ($58m)
7. Mohamed Salah ($53m) 
8. Sadio Mané ($52m) 
9. Kevin De Bruyne ($39m) 
10. Harry Kane ($36m)

Tuesday, September 19, 2023

The Champions League is Back



Who will emerge victorious in this season's Champions League? It could be the reigning champions, Manchester City, led by the brilliant strategist Guardiola and featuring the talented Haaland. Real Madrid, with their vast experience from Ancelotti, Modric, and Kroos, could clinch their 15th title. Barcelona, under the mentorship of Xavi and featuring promising talents like Gavi and Pedri, might also make a strong run. Manchester United, Bayern from Germany, PSG from France, or even Italian clubs like AC Milan, Napoli, and Inter Milan could be contenders. And who knows, Newcastle might surprise us all.

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Manchester United still don't have a striker for the new season


Despite their efforts, Manchester United remains without a striker. In a SpongeBob meme-inspired loop, Ten Hag watches as Guardiola, Haaland, Klopp, Nunez, Arteta, Jesus, Pochettino, Jackson, Postecoglou, and Kane all pass by, leaving United still searching.



Sunday, June 25, 2023

Friday, June 16, 2023

Haaland vs Messi who will win the Ballon dOr?


In the race for the Ballon d'Or, Messi's World Cup win for Argentina and Haaland's Treble triumph with Manchester City make for a thrilling competition.

Their exceptional performances and impact on their respective teams raise compelling arguments for both players.

The ultimate decision rests with the judges, as they consider individual achievements, team success, and overall influence.

Regardless of the outcome, both Messi and Haaland have left an indelible mark on the sport.