A Lionel Messi-less Argentina were ripped to shreds by Spain on Tuesday night, as Isco scored a tremendous hat-trick in a 6-1 victory for Julen Lopetegui's side!
Have a seat, gentlemen! Mo Salah left Miguel Britos squarely on his backside during his four-goal performance against Watford - ring any bells, Mr Boateng?
It was a memorable Oscars Sunday for Barcelona stars past and present as the Blaugrana, Manchester City and Bayern Munich all moved one step closer to silverware...
Carlos Quieroz joked that Lionel Messi should be banned until it's proven that he's human! You've been rumbled, Leo, the Men in Black are going to be busy cleaning up this mess!
Kaka has announced his retirement from professional football and will go down in history as the last winner of the Ballon d'Or before the era of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo...
Barcelona and Real Madrid learned their Champions League last-16 opponents on Monday - we think it's fairly obvious who Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo will be supporting!
Cristiano Ronaldo was crowned as our Goal 50 winner on Tuesday, with Gianluigi Buffon second and Luka Modric in third. Lionel Messi, meanwhile, had to settle for fourth place!
Mauro Icardi's incredible form for Inter will surely see him back in the Argentina team?! Not if Lionel Messi and Diego Maradona have anything to do with it!