Tuesday, October 21, 2025
Friday, October 3, 2025
Success is Leaving Man United
Manchester United’s struggle feels never-ending – but for the players who left Old Trafford, life has never been better.
Rashford in Barcelona
Marcus Rashford looks reborn at Camp Nou, celebrating and shining alongside Yamal and Raphinha. The pressure is gone, the joy is back.
Højlund & McTominay in Napoli
Rasmus Højlund is scoring freely in Serie A, with Kevin De Bruyne hilariously supplying him. Next to him, Scott McTominay has lifted the Scudetto – crowned one of Italy’s top performers.
Dean Henderson at Crystal Palace
Dean Henderson became a hero in London, guiding Palace to their first-ever FA Cup triumph. Flying high, both literally and metaphorically, he’s showing what United missed out on.
Antony the King of Betis
In Spain, Antony has turned into Betis’ fan-favorite, adored for his flair and crowned like a king.
Meanwhile at Old Trafford…
As these ex-United stars thrive abroad, United and Amorim are stuck in chaos. The contrast is painful – and hilarious.
Conclusion
Leaving Manchester United has become the shortcut to success. Rashford, Højlund, McTominay, Henderson, Antony – all proof that sometimes the best way to win… is to walk away.
Thursday, July 31, 2025
Osimhen Chooses Love Over Glory… in Istanbul?!
All the big clubs lined up: Manchester United, PSG, Milan, Juventus — even Al-Hilal showed up with a golden tray full of cash and incense.
They all tried to win Osimhen's heart.
And his answer?
No. No. And absolutely not.
So… why?
That's where the story takes a strange, almost romantic twist.
Osimhen, standing on his balcony, heartbroken, surrounded by thoughts of betrayal and lost dreams…
Suddenly, a bird flew in.
Not just any bird — a bird from Istanbul.
Galatasaray.
He entered like a sultan on horseback, with dramatic Turkish music in the background.
With one swing, he knocked out all the other suitors and opened his arms wide.
And Osimhen?
He leapt into them — like it was the final scene of a Turkish love story.
Hearts flew, sparkles sparkled… and up in the clouds, Maradona watched with a soft smile, as if to say:
"Ah… love still exists in football."
Now, I don’t know if Galatasaray actually signed him or if this is just another wild cartoon idea from my sketchbook…
But one thing is clear:
Sometimes, love wins over logic — even in football.








