Jeremy Clarkson is well known for having a short fuse, though this time the axed Top Gear presenter was left infuriated by his beloved Chelsea, rather than a shortage of hot meals, after they were hammered by Man City.
I want that one! Max Allegri takes Paulo Dybala shopping for something more within Juventus' price range as the attacker admits he wants Leo Messi to sign for the Serie A champions.
Barcelona were subjected to a bout of Griez lightning as the France international netted twice for Atletico Madrid to send Diego Simeone's side through to the Champions League semi-final at the Blaugrana's expense
What a great night for Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to kill off Wolfsburg, with a hat-trick from the Portuguese overcoming a two-goal deficit and rescuing the Blancos' Champions League hopes.
The Paul Newman lookalike manager was born in 1948. Lippi led Italy to win the World Cup in 2006 and Juventus to 1 Champions League in 1996 and 5 Serie A titles.
"If I had to compare him to an artist, I would go with Picasso. He is unpredictable," said former Italy and Milan head coach Arrigo Sacchi about Marco Verratti. So who would the PSG midfielder choose paint first?