Sections of the British media mistakenly reported that Manuel Neuer had joked about being "on holiday" during Bayern's 5-1 thrashing of Arsenal last week.
Barcelona endured a Valentine's Day to forget as Paris Saint-Germain tore them apart in the Champions League, with Angel Di Maria leading the way with two stunning goals.
Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo drops by Paris to watch his nemesis Lionel Messi play against PSG - and they have a Valentine's Day drink together to show their mutual appreciation and forget their rivalry for once!
Manchester United midfielder Juan Mata threw his boot in the air after scoring his side's opener against Watford but was he aiming for Marouane Fellaini?!
Diego Maradona has accepted a role at FIFA and vowed to help ensure the governing body stays 'clean and transparent' following the Sepp Blatter corruption scandal... among others
Jesus! What's that smell?! Man City new boy Gabriel Jesus marked his debut with a goal, but admitted the occasion might have gotten to him after farting on Fabian Delph after the match!
An impulsive free-kick and a heroic display saw David Luiz dominate for Chelsea in Tuesday's 1-1 draw with Liverpool, outshining star men Diego Costa, Philippe Coutinho and Eden Hazard.
The referee who refused to give Barcelona a 'phantom' goal - which had clearly crossed the line - looks remarkably like Cristiano Ronaldo in disguise...
Oops! Jurgen Klopp was left looking exposed in a Marilyn Monroe-esque way on Saturday as Liverpool were eliminated from the second cup in the space of a week, this time by lowly Wolves.
Arsene Wenger was hit by a four-game touchline ban for shoving a fourth official, though Paul Merson claims Jose Mourinho "would have lost his coaching badges" for the same offence!
My colleague in Goal.com Chris Wheatley interviewed Turkish restaurant Likya co-owner Hasan Dolanbay. Likya is Ozil's favorite restaurant and he adores Dolanbay's meals.
Danilo is far from the most loved player at Real Madrid, and his own goal and the wry smile that followed during his side's Copa del Rey clash against Celta has not helped improve relations
Real Madrid are facing an injury crisis ahead of their Champions League tie with Napoli, with the likes of Gareth Bale and Marcelo struggling with knocks...
Move over, Charlton! Having topped Sir Bobby's goal haul to become Man Utd's top scorer, Wayne Rooney leaves little room for the other Red Devils legends