Jeremy Clarkson is well known for having a short fuse, though this time the axed Top Gear presenter was left infuriated by his beloved Chelsea, rather than a shortage of hot meals, after they were hammered by Man City.
I want that one! Max Allegri takes Paulo Dybala shopping for something more within Juventus' price range as the attacker admits he wants Leo Messi to sign for the Serie A champions.
Barcelona were subjected to a bout of Griez lightning as the France international netted twice for Atletico Madrid to send Diego Simeone's side through to the Champions League semi-final at the Blaugrana's expense
What a great night for Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to kill off Wolfsburg, with a hat-trick from the Portuguese overcoming a two-goal deficit and rescuing the Blancos' Champions League hopes.