Horny players

Louis van Gaal raised eyebrows at his pre-Midtjylland press conference on Wednesday when he demanded that his players be "horny" in their Europa League tie...

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Lionel Messi finally found a way past Petr Cech as his double fired Barcelona to a 2-0 win over Arsenal

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Luis Enrique's Abracadabra

Barcelona boss Luis Enrique joked that he only need to say "Abracadabra" to click attacking trio Lionel Messi, Neymar, and Luis Suarez into gear ahead of their Champions League clash with Arsenal

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Spalletti favors Dzeko over Totti

Tensions are mounting between Francesco Totti and Luciano Spalletti at Roma, with the forward serenaded by fans after being left out of the squad to face Palermo - but is Totti set to act as Cesar to Spalletti's Brutus?

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Copa America and Trump

The USA is readying itself to welcome the Copa America, with the draw on February 21, but it seems that not everyone will be happy with next summer's competition

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Mario Gotze smashes Lionel Messi comparisons!

In an exclusive interview with Goal, the Bayern Munich attacking midfielder dismissed comparisons with the Barcelona star

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Flushed! Louis van Gaal sends himself down the tubes after agreeing with fans that Manchester United were "f***ing s**t" in their 2-1 Europa League loss against FC Midtjylland.

 

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Lionel Messi brought up his 300th Liga goal against Sporting Gijon, and though Cristiano Ronaldo has already reached the landmark, the Argentine is loving all the plaudits.

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Bullseye

Edinson Cavani angled in the perfect shot to give Paris Saint-Germain a 2-1 Champions League lead over Chelsea.

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Mortada Mansour

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The Champions League returns as PSG host Chelsea, but Serge Aurier - who has been banned for insulting Laurent Blanc and his team-mates - and the injured John Terry will be forced into a watching brief.

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Lionel Messi will wait for his 300th goal in La Liga after recreating Johan Cruyff's famous penalty routine by setting up Luis Suarez from the spot in the 6-1 thrashing of Celta Vigo.

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Simone Zaza broke Gonzalo Higuain's heart on Valentines weekend, with Juventus' 1-0 win over Napoli, Wayne Rooney also had a weekend to forget due to Manchester United's 2-1 defeat to Sunderland...

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Trifon Ivanov

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Pierluigi Collina

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Zorro-like Diego Costa

Diego Costa will wear a Zorro-like mask after breaking his nose in training, with the Chelsea looking to slay Newcastle and their manager Steve 'Wally with the Brolly' McClaren at Stamford Bridge.

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