Sunday, July 9, 2023

Manchester United still don't have a striker for the new season


Despite their efforts, Manchester United remains without a striker. In a SpongeBob meme-inspired loop, Ten Hag watches as Guardiola, Haaland, Klopp, Nunez, Arteta, Jesus, Pochettino, Jackson, Postecoglou, and Kane all pass by, leaving United still searching.



Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Alfredo Di Stéfano

Alfredo Di Stéfano cartoon

Celebrating the legendary Alfredo Di Stéfano, the "Blond Arrow" of Real Madrid. He left his mark on every European Cup triumph, scoring in all five finals! ⚽🏆

Sunday, June 25, 2023

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic facts 03


Zlatan facts: 1. Newton discovered gravity because Zlatan threw an apple at him 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan Ibrahimovic 3. Zlatan taught Albert Einstein e=mc^2

Monday, June 19, 2023

Vinicius Junior VS Racism


Vini Jr of Real Madrid has amassed a remarkable array of achievements that speak volumes about his talent and dedication. It is unfortunate that some individuals, tainted by prejudice, fail to recognize and appreciate his accomplishments. However, the remarkable success and recognition Vini Jr has received from reputable sources stand as undeniable evidence of his exceptional abilities, overshadowing the narrow-mindedness of those who judge based on irrelevant factors.



Saturday, June 17, 2023

Adama Traoré funny interview talks about Barcelona and baby oil


In a highly anticipated interview, Goal had the opportunity to sit down with Wolverhampton Wanderers' talented winger, Adama Traore. During our conversation, Traore opens up about his early days at Barcelona, highlighting the invaluable lessons he learned from iconic figures like Ronaldinho, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets, and Neymar. Furthermore, he sheds light on a distinctive technique he employs, utilizing baby oil to prevent defenders from making contact with him.

Friday, June 16, 2023

Haaland vs Messi who will win the Ballon dOr?


In the race for the Ballon d'Or, Messi's World Cup win for Argentina and Haaland's Treble triumph with Manchester City make for a thrilling competition.

Their exceptional performances and impact on their respective teams raise compelling arguments for both players.

The ultimate decision rests with the judges, as they consider individual achievements, team success, and overall influence.

Regardless of the outcome, both Messi and Haaland have left an indelible mark on the sport.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Oliver Kahn "The Titan Vol-kahn-o"

Oliver Kahn "The Titan Vol-kahn-o"

Oliver Kahn, aka "The Titan," is a German football legend. He rocked the goalposts for Bayern Munich, winning countless trophies and earning nicknames like "Vol-kahn-o." He made gravity-defying saves and even won the Golden Ball at the 2002 World Cup. After retiring, he tried his hand at being Bayern Munich's CEO, but unfortunately got sacked. Nevertheless, Kahn's legacy as a fiery titan of the game will forever be remembered!

Monday, June 12, 2023

Rodri guides Manchester City to a Historic Treble Victory



Rodri's Incredible Performance in the Champions League Guides Manchester City to a Historic Treble Victory

Silvio Berlusconi (1936-2023)

Silvio Berlusconi cartoon

"We hope to have put together a team capable of putting on a show because we have certain responsibilities towards our fans and the rest of the world, where we are the most famous thing about Italy - after the mafia and pizza."

Tuesday, June 6, 2023

Jose Mourinho’s European Glory


Jose Mourinho European trophies:
2 Champions League with Porto and Inter Milan
2 Europa League with Porto an Manchester United
1 Conference League with Roma