Haaland the Viking vs Arsenal’s Cannon – A Battle with No Winner

The Premier League clash between Arsenal and Manchester City at the Emirates ended in a stalemate. No goals to separate the giants, but plenty of drama, intensity, and imagination for the fans.

In our cartoon world, it wasn’t just 90 minutes of football. It was Haaland the Viking arriving on his ship, hammer in hand, charging towards London. On the other side stood Arsenal’s mighty cannon, loaded and ready.

The cannon fired, Haaland struck back with his hammer, and the ball flew between them like a never-ending ping-pong rally ⚽🏓. Neither side gave in. Neither side fell.

Just like the real match, the cartoon ended with no victor. Two powerful forces locked in balance. Sometimes football is not about glory or humiliation – it’s about the fight, the spectacle, and the laugh that comes with it.

❄️ Haaland the Viking Freezes United’s Devils: Manchester Derby 3-0

Manchester is blue again. On derby day, Manchester City swept Manchester United aside with a commanding 3-0 victory at the Etihad.

⚽ Foden’s Opening

Phil Foden, the local hero, struck first after just 18 minutes. Jeremy Doku dazzled on the right, skipped past defenders, and delivered the perfect cross for Foden’s header.

❄️ Haaland the Viking

The second half belonged to Erling Haaland. With the power of a Viking, he scored twice—once from Doku and once from Bernardo Silva. He even hit the post chasing another derby hat-trick.

🧤 Donnarumma’s Debut

On his debut, Gianluigi Donnarumma stood tall with a brilliant save from Bryan Mbeumo, showing why City brought him in.

😈 United Collapse

United were dreadful. Luke Shaw was at fault for all three goals, Sesko disappeared on his first start, and Bayindir looked nervy in goal. With just 4 points from 4 games, the Red Devils are in real trouble.

Final score: Manchester City 3 – 0 Manchester United. Manchester is frozen blue. 💙❄️

Man City vs Tottenham 0-2 – Trafford’s Mistakes Gift Spurs Goals

In one of the most surprising results of the Premier League 2025 season, Tottenham Hotspur defeated Manchester City 2-0 at the Etihad Stadium.

The match turned into a nightmare for City’s young goalkeeper James Trafford, whose costly mistakes directly led to the two Spurs goals. Brennan Johnson opened the scoring in the first half, and João Palhinha doubled the lead before halftime.

On social media, Trafford quickly became the center of jokes, with fans calling him a “Goal Delivery Man” as he practically gifted the goals to Tottenham.

Meanwhile, Pep Guardiola was left frustrated on the sidelines as his team failed to respond, raising big questions about City’s title defense. For Tottenham, this result under their new coach Thomas Frank is another statement victory, showing they are serious contenders this season.

This match will be remembered not only for the goals but also for how quickly social media turned Trafford’s mistakes into viral memes.

Haaland the Hungry Viking Feasts on Wolves – Reijnders Cooking, Milan Fans Left Hungry

Erling Haaland opened the new Premier League season like a true Viking. The Manchester City striker appears as a giant, hungry warrior, holding his fork and knife, ready for dinner.

Next to him, Tijjani Reijnders takes the role of the chef. He grills a cartoon wolf, symbolizing Wolverhampton, and prepares it as a meal for Haaland. The Viking striker enjoys the feast together with his new teammate, showing the perfect connection between them.

But while City are celebrating their meal, far away the Milan devil appears. The red-and-black figure looks sad, hungry, and heartbroken, watching Reijnders serve food in Manchester instead of Milan.

This short cartoon idea combines Haaland’s Viking power, Reijnders’ debut at City, and Milan’s frustration, turning the match story into a funny and shareable football reel.

Arsenal Bring Gyokeres "BANE" to the Premier League! 🦇🔥

Mikel Arteta drives through a dark, Gotham-style London.
He opens a mysterious box labeled:
"From Lisbon – Handle with Fear."

Out steps Viktor Gyökeres, masked like Bane, arms raised in his iconic celebration.
He’s not just a striker—he’s a force of chaos.

Suddenly, the Premier League lion appears, ready to face him…

But instead of a roar, we hear: “meow.” 🐱

Gyökeres doesn’t blink.

Arteta smiles and whispers:

“He’s not just a striker… he’s pain.”

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Whether hero or villain, Arsenal just brought drama (and goals) to the league.
Let the chaos begin. ⚽🔥

Haaland After De Bruyne Left... Sad Reality 😢⚽

What happens to Erling Haaland when Kevin De Bruyne is no longer there to assist him? In this emotional and funny cartoon, Haaland is lost on the pitch without his legendary playmaker. From epic passes to deep sadness, this is the end of one of the deadliest duos in football.

Liverpool Win 20th EPL Title — Klopp's Farewell and Slot's Arrival

Liverpool have officially matched Manchester United’s record — 20 Premier League titles!
In this special cartoon, we capture the epic scenes: Klopp singing farewell to Anfield, Arne Slot arriving with the trophy, Salah and Van Dijk celebrating their contract renewals, and the Liverpool Bird proudly delivering the 20th crown.
Meanwhile, Ferguson is in tears, Guardiola is hugged by his happy ex-wife, Arteta keeps whispering "trust the process," and Haaland cheekily reminds him to "stay humble" — before Agne corrects him, pushing for trophies across 20 years!
A hilarious tribute to Liverpool’s historic achievement! 🏆

Salah vs Raphinha: The Ballon d'Or Battle That Ended in Heartbreak!

Mohamed Salah and Raphinha both set their sights on the Ballon d’Or after watching Rodri win it. Determined, they go their separate ways—Salah dominates the Premier League and UCL, while Raphinha shines in La Liga and Europe.

Just when Salah seems close to glory, Ousmane Dembele sneaks in and steals the UCL trophy, leading to a shocking twist!

Was Pep Guardiola’s Wife the Real Mastermind? Manchester City’s Downfall Explained!

In this animated cartoon, we reveal the real mastermind behind Pep’s legendary coaching—until one major life change left him struggling! 📉 Without his secret assistant, Man City is falling apart, and Pep is left scratching his head in confusion! 🤣

Will he find a way to recover, or are Manchester City's glory days over?

Real Madrid eliminate Man City from the Champions League, capping off their nightmare season

Manchester City's season has gone from bad to worse as Real Madrid delivers the final blow, knocking them out of the Champions League

Aguero Mocked Real Madrid… But Vin Jr Had the Last Laugh!

Aguero mocks Real Madrid while eating an apple and watching the Man City fans' banner: "Stop Crying Your Heart Out." But things take a wild turn!

Pep tactics vs Ancelotti tactics

Which tactic do you prefer?

Stay Humble!

The Champions League Chaos train

The Champions League race is heating up! Players rush to board the Last 16 train while others find themselves heading towards the Playoff train or even the Europa League train! 🚊

From Saka on crutches waiting for the train, to Griezmann celebrating, Pep and Haaland stuck in traffic, and Salah & Yamal already relaxing in first class—this animation captures the drama of European football in a hilarious way! 😂

Mo Salah’s Premier League Dominance

Mo Salah is the top scorer and assister in the premier league

Messi's 2024 FIFA Best Nomination: Celebrating Legacy or Rewarding Current Form?

Lionel Messi's 2024 FIFA Best nomination has sparked debate. While celebrated for Argentina's Copa America win and transforming Inter Miami, critics question if the nod reflects his legacy, including the 2022 World Cup, more than his current form. Despite injuries, Messi's influence remains undeniable, fueling the discussion: what defines 'the best' in football—current performance or historical greatness?

Manchester City Titanic Parody, Guardiola ship is sinking

Inspired by the iconic Titanic! The Manchester City ship hits the iceberg of 'LOSS,' sending Pep Guardiola and his squad into chaos.

As Noel Gallagher, Foden, and Ake play music, Haaland and De Bruyne recreate the floating door scene.

Meanwhile, Rodri cries watching the disaster, with Pérez offering Real Madrid tissues.

Guardiola’s New Challenge: Tired of Winning, Now He’s Chasing Losses!

Pep Guardiola is bored with his mountain of trophies and wants to try something new—losing!

Erik ten Hag suggests a surprising strategy, so Pep tells Haaland not to score and asks Ederson to let a few in.

Pep finally enjoys a fresh experience on the losing side, but there’s a twist: Ruben Amorim slips Ten Hag a cheeky payment for the advice!

Man City vs Arsenal recap

City and Arsenal drew 2-2 on September 22, 2024, with John Stones scoring a 98th-minute equalizer. Arsenal played much of the match with 10 men after Leandro Trossard's red card in a thrilling, hard-fought contest.

Marc Cucurella's Song Backfires: Haaland Scores and Hands Him a Blanket

Cucurella's Euro victory song targets Haaland, but when they face off in the Premier League, Haaland scores and humorously hands Cucurella a blanket! A fun twist on their rivalry!

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