Thursday, July 20, 2023

The Women’s World Cup 2023


In 2019, the USA won the trophy, and players from other countries watched on a big TV screen. While celebrating, Alex Morgan sipped tea, annoying the England players. Then, a hilarious montage began with players getting ready to snatch the World Cup from the USA. Days on the calendar were crossed off as the tournament approached. Toone placed the Euros trophy on a shelf, and Russo added the Finalissima trophy. They left an empty space labeled 'world cup.' Hegerberg did kick-ups with the Ballon d'Or trophy, but Putellas showed off with two Ballon d'Ors, leaving Hegerberg unimpressed. Kerr practiced her backflip celebration in the gym, nailing a goal and backflipping as the ball returned to her. Marta looked through a photo album with a 🐐 on the cover, reminiscing about her five previous World Cups. Renard practiced epic headers that sent balls flying far away, while Oberdorf broke training dummies with her fierce slide tackles. Oshoala scored goals so powerful they shattered the net. Finally, all the players arrived on the pitch, and the USA team stood proudly with the trophy, teasing the others to come and try to take it. The stage was set for an epic showdown! 🏆😄




Monday, July 17, 2023

USMNT boys are off for new adventures


Christian Pulisic to AC Milan (Italy) Timothy Weah to Juventus (Italy) Yunus Musah to AC Milan (Italy) Brenden Aaronson to Union Berlin (Germany) Weston McKennie to (Germany)


Carlos Alcaraz

Carlos Alcaraz cartoon

Carlos Alcaraz Garfia is the tennis wizard with a racquet that's hotter than a jalapeño! He's the reigning No. 1 player, winning more titles than you can count. Watch out, opponents, because Alcaraz is serving up laughs and crushing shots with style!



Sunday, July 16, 2023

Gareth Bale and Copa del Rey 2014

Gareth Bale cartoon


In the 2014 Copa del Rey final between Real Madrid and Barcelona, Gareth Bale secured the victory with a sensational goal. With only five minutes remaining, Bale started his run from just inside his own half on the left wing. He left Barcelona defender Bartra behind with blistering pace, even briefly going off the field before returning. Bale skillfully maneuvered into the penalty area, evading multiple challenges, and calmly slotted the ball into the net with his left foot from six yards out. This remarkable display earned praise from football pundits, while Barcelona coach Gerardo Martino acknowledged the extraordinary sprint at such a crucial stage of the game.




Saturday, July 15, 2023

Could Declan Rice be the crucial ingredient Arsenal needs?


After failing to overcome Pep Guardiola and Manchester City last season to secure the Premier League title, Arteta's Arsenal has now acquired the talented Declan Rice from West Ham. Will Rice's addition contribute to Arsenal's success in the upcoming season?

Monday, July 10, 2023

Ons Jabeur

Ons Jabeur cartoon

Ons Jabeur: Tunisian tennis sensation breaking records and inspiring generations, nicknamed: Minister of Happiness

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Manchester United still don't have a striker for the new season


Despite their efforts, Manchester United remains without a striker. In a SpongeBob meme-inspired loop, Ten Hag watches as Guardiola, Haaland, Klopp, Nunez, Arteta, Jesus, Pochettino, Jackson, Postecoglou, and Kane all pass by, leaving United still searching.



Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Alfredo Di Stéfano

Alfredo Di Stéfano cartoon

Celebrating the legendary Alfredo Di Stéfano, the "Blond Arrow" of Real Madrid. He left his mark on every European Cup triumph, scoring in all five finals! ⚽🏆

Sunday, June 25, 2023

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic facts 03


Zlatan facts: 1. Newton discovered gravity because Zlatan threw an apple at him 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan Ibrahimovic 3. Zlatan taught Albert Einstein e=mc^2

Monday, June 19, 2023

Vinicius Junior VS Racism


Vini Jr of Real Madrid has amassed a remarkable array of achievements that speak volumes about his talent and dedication. It is unfortunate that some individuals, tainted by prejudice, fail to recognize and appreciate his accomplishments. However, the remarkable success and recognition Vini Jr has received from reputable sources stand as undeniable evidence of his exceptional abilities, overshadowing the narrow-mindedness of those who judge based on irrelevant factors.



Saturday, June 17, 2023

Adama Traoré funny interview talks about Barcelona and baby oil


In a highly anticipated interview, Goal had the opportunity to sit down with Wolverhampton Wanderers' talented winger, Adama Traore. During our conversation, Traore opens up about his early days at Barcelona, highlighting the invaluable lessons he learned from iconic figures like Ronaldinho, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets, and Neymar. Furthermore, he sheds light on a distinctive technique he employs, utilizing baby oil to prevent defenders from making contact with him.

Friday, June 16, 2023

Haaland vs Messi who will win the Ballon dOr?


In the race for the Ballon d'Or, Messi's World Cup win for Argentina and Haaland's Treble triumph with Manchester City make for a thrilling competition.

Their exceptional performances and impact on their respective teams raise compelling arguments for both players.

The ultimate decision rests with the judges, as they consider individual achievements, team success, and overall influence.

Regardless of the outcome, both Messi and Haaland have left an indelible mark on the sport.

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Oliver Kahn "The Titan Vol-kahn-o"

Oliver Kahn "The Titan Vol-kahn-o"

Oliver Kahn, aka "The Titan," is a German football legend. He rocked the goalposts for Bayern Munich, winning countless trophies and earning nicknames like "Vol-kahn-o." He made gravity-defying saves and even won the Golden Ball at the 2002 World Cup. After retiring, he tried his hand at being Bayern Munich's CEO, but unfortunately got sacked. Nevertheless, Kahn's legacy as a fiery titan of the game will forever be remembered!