When Manchester United crashed out of the Carabao Cup against 4th-tier Grimsby, it felt less like football and more like voodoo magic gone wrong.
In my latest cartoon, I imagined Ruben Amorim using voodoo dolls of his own players:
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Onana covering his own eyes instead of the goal.
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Mbeumo blasting a penalty into the sky.
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Dalot tangled up and lost.
And just when it couldn’t get worse, a fisherman from Grimsby shows up and nets Amorim himself.
Sometimes, United don’t need opponents — they defeat themselves.