Manchester United’s Draw Saved His Hair… Again 😂

He was one win away from shaving… Then Manchester United drew again. Four wins in a row. One draw. And the hair survives 😂

Manchester United and the Voodoo Tactics

When Manchester United crashed out of the Carabao Cup against 4th-tier Grimsby, it felt less like football and more like voodoo magic gone wrong.

In my latest cartoon, I imagined Ruben Amorim using voodoo dolls of his own players:

• Onana covering his own eyes instead of the goal.

• Mbeumo blasting a penalty into the sky.

• Dalot tangled up and lost.

And just when it couldn’t get worse, a fisherman from Grimsby shows up and nets Amorim himself.

Sometimes, United don’t need opponents — they defeat themselves.

Alejandro Garnacho bicycle kick

Alejandro Garnacho's spectacular overhead kick brought to mind numerous memorable goals, reminiscent of the brilliance seen in Rooney's remarkable strikes