Manchester United and the Voodoo Tactics

When Manchester United crashed out of the Carabao Cup against 4th-tier Grimsby, it felt less like football and more like voodoo magic gone wrong.

In my latest cartoon, I imagined Ruben Amorim using voodoo dolls of his own players:

• Onana covering his own eyes instead of the goal.

• Mbeumo blasting a penalty into the sky.

• Dalot tangled up and lost.

And just when it couldn’t get worse, a fisherman from Grimsby shows up and nets Amorim himself.

Sometimes, United don’t need opponents — they defeat themselves.

Manchester United's £200 Million Triple Attack: Sesko, Cunha, Mbeumo and the Road to Premier League Glory

Manchester United has made a bold move this summer by adding a lethal trio to their attack for the 2025 season. With £200 million spent on Benjamin Sesko, Matheus Cunha, and Bryan Mbeumo, the Red Devils are eyeing the Premier League title.

After struggling to score goals last season, United's attack needed a drastic upgrade, and these three players are set to bring the firepower the team has been missing. Sesko brings strength and aerial ability, Mbeumo offers pace and skill, while Cunha adds creativity and versatility.

The question now is: can this new attacking trio turn United into title contenders? With a revamped offensive line and fresh optimism, it’s clear that United is preparing for a serious push for the Premier League crown in 2025.